We sat down with British singer/songwriter/rapper Ed Sheeran to find out why exactly the BRIT Awards are worth tuning in for this upcoming Tuesday. We gave him 60 seconds to sell us on the BRITs, and these are the things he guaranteed* we would see (watch it above):

-Jessie J in a Donald Duck costume

-Sheeran himself wearing a bacon thong

-Sheeran bear-hugging Justin Bieber in the bacon couture

If all that doesn’t convince you, Coldplay, Adele, Rihanna, Blur and Bruno Mars will be performing. Plus, Blur will receive a well-deserved lifetime achievement award. 

*Not actually guaranteed.