So you wanna break up with your girlfriend on Valentine's Day (because you're brutal), but you're not sure you have the cojones to go through with it in person? Send her the link to this video so Steel Panther can break up with her for you. We don't want to spoil it too much, but let's just say that liking George Michael and Selena Gomez, but not liking good food (read: California fast food chain Carl's Jr.) are dealbreakers. Check out the video above for all the details.