FUSE sat down with Philadelphia hip-hop duo Chiddy Bang, whose tasty debut Breakfast is out now, for a series of intimate questions that elicited some shockingly confessional answers from the rappers.

Well, sort of.

Noah Beresin revealed the last time he cried was “When I was really stoned and watched Cool Runnings.” Tear-jerking stuff, that flick.

He also opened up about his first live performance. “My first gig as a musician was playing a rabbit’s funeral. I played ‘Amazing Grace.’” Tragically, it was his own rabbit, a fella named Spike. R.I.P. Spike.

Chidera Anamege admitted his favorite Christmas present ever was NBA Courtside for N64, with a special preference for Kobe. He also gave a shout out to his first-ever crush, a girl from the fourth grade named Courtney Law. So if you know Courtney (or if you are her), holler at him in the comments below! Seriously.