Greatest Drunk Alive Sings Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" in Cop Car
This will make your day: A super drunk Canadian hippie dude, picked up by the Canadian Mounted Police for intoxication (in a police car, not on horseback, natch), is just rambling about the "brotherhood of man" (or something) in the back of the cop car when he just... RIPS INTO THE MOST EMOTIONALLY INTENSE VERSION OF QUEEN'S "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY" EVER.
The world needs more drunks like this.
For reals, do yourself a favor and pay attention to the three minute mark. While he starts out unsure of the performance (hey, he's performing to two cops), he just lets 'er rip when he reaches the "Momma, ohhhhhs ohhhhhs oohhhhhs" part, then he just wails: "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!"
Dude. I don't want you to die, either. I want you to live forever in a safe bunker, stocked with kind budz and endless supplies of all things Wayne's World. Yes. Never, ever, ever die.
Watch dude's cop car performance above, then, just because, jam out the OG below.
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