NEW ORLEANS, LA - OCTOBER 30:  Jack White of The Raconteurs performs during the 2011 Voodoo Experience at City Park on Octobe
Erika Goldring

Stop asking for a White Stripes reunion because it's not gonna happen! Unless Jack White is super broke, which is unlikely because his solo stuff is good.

He told NME, "Absolutely not. Absolutely no chance. I couldn't see any reason to ever do that. I'm not the kind of person that would retire from baseball and come out of retirement the next year. I mean, if we went to all the trouble of telling people we're done, we meant it you know?" 

White continued, "If we were forced to change our mind about that, I can only imagine the reason being if we went bankrupt or really needed the cash, which would be a really sad thing. I would probably be issuing an apology along with the announcement of the show dates."