Since Lady Gaga’s Sunday night interview with Oprah was 118.5 minutes longer than it needed to be, Fuse’s Elaine Moran conveniently smushed the mammoth two-hour conversation into this quick 90 second clip.

For instance: “Every superstar has a tragic backstory. Mine is that I’m really rich and was bored, like Iron Man.” Boom! Right there we cut 45 minutes down to one sentence. Watch it above.

If you still want more details on her farewell-for-now interview but don’t have hours to watch Gaga blah-blah, check out our roundup of the 13 most important things Lady G told the Big O.