Even though the week's only half over, the Internet already has a winner for grossest/most amazing thing of the week: A 3-year-old koala bear named Kat has urinated on Liam Payne and Harry Styles, two members of British boy band One Direction, and may have given them chlamydia, colloquially known as "the clap."
According to The Sun, 80% of Australian Koala bears are carrying the infertility-causing disease, which is actually wiping out the population. The disease may have been transferred through the marsupial's urine. Transmission to humans is unlikely but totally possible, so Liam and Harry should probably get tested.
Liam said, “I’m genuinely scared. This is worrying. I’d have never picked the thing up if I’d known.” No word from Harry yet, or on how the koala bear got both of them in the same pee stream. Now that's a livestream! Zing!
Anyway, I'll never pick up an Australian koala bear again. Unless it's super cute and really wants to cuddle! Let us know how you feel about One Direction getting peed on in the comments.
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