On the surface, Mötley Crüe frontman and strip club owner Vince Neil and Queen of Hip Hop Soul Mary J. Blige aren't the most likely musical confidantes. But like Jupiter aligning with Mars (that's a thing, right?), this is the one day when both musicians share the joy of a 31-second brilliantly strange and strangely brilliant ad for their respective products.
In this corner: Neil, promoting the upcoming opening of his Girls, Girls, Girls strip club (get it?). In the other corner, Blige, singing about "crispy chicken" with the same emotion preachers use on the Holy Trinity.
Whose ad prevails? Or is it a tie for awesomeness? Let us know in the comments below.