Critics to Pete Doherty: Please Stop Acting

FUSE TV - Critics to Pete Doherty: Please Stop Acting

You probably know Pete Doherty from UK indie rock groups Babyshambles and the Libertines and blood painting curator for Amy Winehouse. But, if you believe critics after the Cannes Film Festival premiere of his latest movie, he is also an actor. A terrible, terrible actor.

Reviewers were not kind to Doherty's performance in the French period drama Confession of a Child of the Century, also starring singer and more accomplished actress Charlotte Gainsbourg. How bad was he? Check out the film's trailer above and read the choicest quotes below:

The Guardian: "His performance as a shambling yet sensitive libertine (geddit?) in Sylvie Verheyde's adaptation of the Alfred de Musset novel is catastrophic… The shambling amateurism of Doherty's line-reading, his sixth-form fidgets, his uncertain eyes, sadly don't share the apt emotional ineptitude of, say, Ryan O'Neal in Barry Lyndon—a film Confession faintly resembles, in the same way that a crab stick resembles a Dover sole." (British snap!)

Hollywood Reporter: "The role of a beautiful and damned 19th century libertine sounds like a perfect fit for disheveled English rock poet Pete Doherty, but then there’s the little matter of being able to act… the Libertines and Babyshambles singer shouldn’t even think of giving up his day job… It’s hard to recall an actor looking more uncomfortable on screen."

Cine-Vue: "The acting debut of former Libertine Pete Doherty, who joins a long line of successful musicians and pop stars who have become truly awful actors… Confession of a Child of the Century feels like a whole production bent around one very poor casting decision."

BBC: "One of the worst acting performances of the Cannes Film Festival… Doherty looks half asleep though the film and his frequent narration sounds as though he is reading from a piece of paper, his voice having no variable intonation."

Screen Daily: "Calamitous miscasting… Wooden performance… With a more or less permanently bored expression, Doherty looks like he’d rather be somewhere else."

Evening Standard: "[Co-star Charlotte] Gainsbourg, we know, is an expert actress and she has to work with a clearly inexperienced partner who, though he fits the part perfectly in many ways, can’t compete with her sensitivity and professionalism."

Variety: "Octave (Doherty), who seems well off but clearly has no hair-styling budget, is at his wits' end when he discovers his beloved (Lily Cole, in a cameo) has cheated on him."

What do you think? Still interested in seeing Confessions?

Three Names Please

42m

Three Names Please

Someone Please Call 911

7m

Someone Please Call 911

Pete's Epiphany: G-Thing

1m

Pete's Epiphany: G-Thing

Rogelio Shows His Acting Prowess In 'The Dark Military'

55s

Rogelio Shows His Acting Prowess In 'The Dark Military'

The Grind Never Stops When for the Queen Diva

2m

The Grind Never Stops When for the Queen Diva

Maid To Order

45m

Maid To Order

Filmmakers To Watch

Filmmakers To Watch

License to Breed

23m

License to Breed

Care to Laugh

1h 16m

Care to Laugh

Welcome To Hollywood

21m

Welcome To Hollywood

Two to Tango

46m

Two to Tango

Right To Twerk

20m

Right To Twerk

Toe to Toe

1h 43m

Toe to Toe

Hail To The King

22m

Hail To The King

Welcome to the Jungle

46m

Welcome to the Jungle

Go Back to China

1h 21m

Go Back to China

Who Came To Win?

20m

Who Came To Win?

Care to Laugh - Trailer

2m

Care to Laugh - Trailer

Down to the Wire

45m

Down to the Wire

Toe to Toe - Trailer

2m

Toe to Toe - Trailer

Sea to Shining Sea

1h 21m

Sea to Shining Sea

Welcome to The 212

20m

Welcome to The 212

George Michael: Easy to Pretend

56m

George Michael: Easy to Pretend

Sea to Shining Sea - Trailer

2m

Sea to Shining Sea - Trailer

Go Back to China - Trailer

1m

Go Back to China - Trailer

Bruce Springsteen: Born to Rock

41m

Bruce Springsteen: Born to Rock

That Farm To Table Ish

20m

That Farm To Table Ish

How To Be A Disruptor

20m

How To Be A Disruptor

Time To Take 'Em Down

20m

Time To Take 'Em Down

Taylor Swift: Dare to Dream

41m

Taylor Swift: Dare to Dream

Got to Be in it To Win it: America's Obsession with the Lottery

2m

Got to Be in it To Win it: America's Obsession with the Lottery

That Back To The Future Ish

20m

That Back To The Future Ish

How to Make Ally Brooke's Enchiladas

44s

How to Make Ally Brooke's Enchiladas

How to Make DaniLeigh's Pastelón

1m

How to Make DaniLeigh's Pastelón

Women's Rights & Strengths Coming To Light

8m

Women's Rights & Strengths Coming To Light

King Keraun Attempts to Fly Board

6m

King Keraun Attempts to Fly Board

Comedians React to SHOCKING US Laws!

6m

Comedians React to SHOCKING US Laws!

We Need To Talk About America

We Need To Talk About America

The Legend of Baron To'a

1h 39m

The Legend of Baron To'a

King Keraun Goes "Back to the Future"

6m

King Keraun Goes "Back to the Future"

Immigrants Are Starting To Take A Stand!

5m

Immigrants Are Starting To Take A Stand!

It's Hard To Raise Yourself These Days

20m

It's Hard To Raise Yourself These Days

Suck It Up and Go to Mars

21m

Suck It Up and Go to Mars

King Keraun Attempts to Become A Ventriloquist

6m

King Keraun Attempts to Become A Ventriloquist

Where Is It Illegal To Eat Frogs?!

14m

Where Is It Illegal To Eat Frogs?!

The Legend of Baron To'a - Trailer

1m

The Legend of Baron To'a - Trailer

What Not To Ask A Trans Woman

1m

What Not To Ask A Trans Woman

Wearing Your Shower Curtain to the Club

41m

Wearing Your Shower Curtain to the Club

What To Expect On Clash of the Corps

1m

What To Expect On Clash of the Corps

How to make Dave East's Steak and Eggs

49s

How to make Dave East's Steak and Eggs

Can Devon and Crystal Come to Some Resolution?

2m

Can Devon and Crystal Come to Some Resolution?

We Need To Talk About America - S2 Trailer

1m

We Need To Talk About America - S2 Trailer

King Keraun Attempts to Become An "Archery Master"

6m

King Keraun Attempts to Become An "Archery Master"

Marissa Challenges Her Mom To A $50 Bet

1m

Marissa Challenges Her Mom To A $50 Bet

We're Here to Help: LGBTQIA+ Resources & Charities

1m

We're Here to Help: LGBTQIA+ Resources & Charities

Where Is It ILLEGAL to Send Unwanted Pizzas?

6m

Where Is It ILLEGAL to Send Unwanted Pizzas?

Is It Illegal To Trip A Horse Up?

7m

Is It Illegal To Trip A Horse Up?

Mom Wants Me to Find a Tinder Match

20m

Mom Wants Me to Find a Tinder Match

Comedians React to Unbelievably Strange Laws in the US

6m

Comedians React to Unbelievably Strange Laws in the US

Casey Brings Her Hosting Skills To iCandy Nightclub

1m

Casey Brings Her Hosting Skills To iCandy Nightclub

Jesus Trejo Gets People to Revel their Deepest Confessions

2m

Jesus Trejo Gets People to Revel their Deepest Confessions

Clash of The Corps Is Putting DCI Stereotypes To Rest

1m

Clash of The Corps Is Putting DCI Stereotypes To Rest

Yesenia Gives Financial Advice To Mia | Clash of The Corps

2m

Yesenia Gives Financial Advice To Mia | Clash of The Corps

Chapter 3 Goes From Tagging Graffiti to An Artist & Producer

9m

Chapter 3 Goes From Tagging Graffiti to An Artist & Producer

Peder Cho Transforms Basic Cargo Shorts to a Bucket Hat

9m

Peder Cho Transforms Basic Cargo Shorts to a Bucket Hat

King Keraun Attempts to Become An "Archery Master" YouTube

6m

King Keraun Attempts to Become An "Archery Master" YouTube

How to Make A$AP Ferg's Homemade Cookie Apple Pie

1m

How to Make A$AP Ferg's Homemade Cookie Apple Pie

Who Will be Cut from Team Freedia to Save Finances?

2m

Who Will be Cut from Team Freedia to Save Finances?

G Fella and Suits Back to Their Roots: G-Thing

2m

G Fella and Suits Back to Their Roots: G-Thing

Lena Waithe On Making What She Wants To See (Extended Cut)

17m

Lena Waithe On Making What She Wants To See (Extended Cut)

King Keraun Learns To Make Bread From Scratch From A Baker

8m

King Keraun Learns To Make Bread From Scratch From A Baker

Xristina Tries To Romance A Ghost At A Haunted B&B

2m

Xristina Tries To Romance A Ghost At A Haunted B&B

Dancin' On Air Producer Once Told Madonna to Clean Her Mess

1m

Dancin' On Air Producer Once Told Madonna to Clean Her Mess

You Need A Certification To Be A Fortune Teller!? Funny US Laws

5m

You Need A Certification To Be A Fortune Teller!? Funny US Laws

Is Tossing Your Man's Salad The Way To His Heart: Dear Bambiana

2m

Is Tossing Your Man's Salad The Way To His Heart: Dear Bambiana

First Gen Comedians React to Cringy Episodes of "Pant Off Dance Off"

1m

First Gen Comedians React to Cringy Episodes of "Pant Off Dance Off"

Peder Cho Shows How to DIY a Blazer Into a Tweed Vest

9m

Peder Cho Shows How to DIY a Blazer Into a Tweed Vest

Shenseea Shares Her Rags to Riches Story & Cooks A Native Jamaican Dish

8m

Shenseea Shares Her Rags to Riches Story & Cooks A Native Jamaican Dish

How Much Is too Much When It Comes to Sex with Weezy

6m

How Much Is too Much When It Comes to Sex with Weezy

King Keraun Learns How To Make The Perfect At Home Pillow Fort

6m

King Keraun Learns How To Make The Perfect At Home Pillow Fort

Peder Cho Shows How to DIY Denim Bootcut Jeans Into a Shoulder Bag

10m

Peder Cho Shows How to DIY Denim Bootcut Jeans Into a Shoulder Bag

King Keraun Learns How To Crochet A Face Mask From A Pro Knitter

8m

King Keraun Learns How To Crochet A Face Mask From A Pro Knitter

Silly String Is Illegal in What US City!? Comedians React to Strange Laws

6m

Silly String Is Illegal in What US City!? Comedians React to Strange Laws

The Canvas LA: Spotlight How Rhianna Went From Flea Markets to Her Jewelry Line, Vidakush

9m

The Canvas LA: Spotlight How Rhianna Went From Flea Markets to Her Jewelry Line, Vidakush

Peder Cho Shows How to DIY A Pair of Jeans into the Ultimate Y2K Mini Skirt

10m

Peder Cho Shows How to DIY A Pair of Jeans into the Ultimate Y2K Mini Skirt

Heads Will Roll

21m

Heads Will Roll

Hannah

8m

Hannah

Too Tall

1h 17m

Too Tall

Feat. Gina Brillon

22m

Feat. Gina Brillon

Fashion Friction

22m

Fashion Friction

School House Bounce

21m

School House Bounce

Free State

1h 38m

Free State

Eyes On The Prize

22m

Eyes On The Prize

House Shoes' Vinyl Collection

15m

House Shoes' Vinyl Collection

Booty Poppin Potatoes

41m

Booty Poppin Potatoes

Sticks, Stones and Breaking Bones

20m

Sticks, Stones and Breaking Bones

Turner Risk - Trailer

1m

Turner Risk - Trailer

Turner Risk

1h 49m

Turner Risk

Britney Spears: Breaking Free

42m

Britney Spears: Breaking Free

Sin City Shakedown

41m

Sin City Shakedown