SAN FRANCISCO - JULY 01: Wolfpack member Lil B attends the Wolfpack's ''Vans'' Video Shoot at the Mission Street Market July
Ray Tamarra

Usually I do a roundup of the top five tweets from across the music world every day, but this afternoon at 4:09 PM, Lil B began a Twitter rampage that flattened the Twitterverse, costing him hundreds of unfaithful followers and, I guess, people who wanted to read something besides Lil B in their Twitter feeds. I read through it while it was happening and highlighted the five best tweets:

5. Lil B on parenting:

YOUR PARENTS TOUGHT U TO HATE, NOW U GOTA RETRAIN UR MIND TO BE NEW... COME TO MY LEVEL, IF YOU REALLY TO THE TEARS AND CORE FEEL ME - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

YOUR PARENTS TOUGHT U TO HATE, NOW U GOTA RETRAIN UR MIND TO BE NEW... COME TO MY LEVEL, IF YOU REALLY TO THE TEARS AND CORE FEEL ME - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


4. Lil B on existence:

U NO WHAT I AM, I AM EVERYTHING I AM A POT. I AM GRASS, I AM THE WORKER, I AM HOMELESS, I AM YOU, YOU ARE ME - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

U NO WHAT I AM, I AM EVERYTHING I AM A POT. I AM GRASS, I AM THE WORKER, I AM HOMELESS, I AM YOU, YOU ARE ME - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


3. Lil B told Lil Wayne that Lil Wayne was his rapfather:

THATS RESPECT TO WAYNE GOD KNOWS WAYNE IS LIKE A DAD IN RAP AND I TOLD WAYNE THAT I TOLD HIM HES MY DAD IN RAP LOL - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

THATS RESPECT TO WAYNE GOD KNOWS WAYNE IS LIKE A DAD IN RAP AND I TOLD WAYNE THAT I TOLD HIM HES MY DAD IN RAP LOL - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


2. "THE BASEDGOD" is inside Lil B's body:

IM JUST IN THE BODY IM IN IM JUST IN LIL B's BODY THIS IS "THE BASEDGOD" TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW CHANNGELING THROUGH THE KEYS - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

IM JUST IN THE BODY IM IN IM JUST IN LIL B's BODY THIS IS "THE BASEDGOD" TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW CHANNGELING THROUGH THE KEYS - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


1. Lil B can no longer have sex with human women:

ITS LIKE ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I SEE YALL REGULAR HUMANS AND UR STILL HAVING SEX WITH NORMAL GIRLS ITS LIKE LIL B IS SAVING THE WORLd - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

ITS LIKE ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I SEE YALL REGULAR HUMANS AND UR STILL HAVING SEX WITH NORMAL GIRLS ITS LIKE LIL B IS SAVING THE WORLd - Lil B
May 02 via web Favorite Retweet Reply