5. Kitty Pryde gets very emotional at the sandwich place:

jimmy johns will NOT heat up your sub, even if you cry. jus a heads up before you waste your time going there. they dont have tissues either
May 22 via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply

jimmy johns will NOT heat up your sub, even if you cry. jus a heads up before you waste your time going there. they dont have tissues either
May 22 via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply


4. I hope Slim Thug's lawyer doesn't read this:

At my lawyer office rather be in bed
May 22 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

At my lawyer office rather be in bed
May 22 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply


3. I don't understand the #CanOfBeans hashtag in this tweet. Is it because a can of beans smells bad and that would be as annoying for other passengers as if he sang? Am I dense?

On a @VirginAmerica flight, listening to Tom Waits' LUCKY DAY. I really wanna sing along, but y'know: the other passengers... #CanOfBeans
May 22 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

On a @VirginAmerica flight, listening to Tom Waits' LUCKY DAY. I really wanna sing along, but y'know: the other passengers... #CanOfBeans
May 22 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


2. 2 Chainz was reportedly arrested earlier today for carrying brass knuckles at the airport. Big Sean has some information on that:

2 chainz ain't have no brass knuckles, it was a 4 finger ring that spelled hood. We had a shoot yesturday n he was rockin em.
May 22 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

2 chainz ain't have no brass knuckles, it was a 4 finger ring that spelled hood. We had a shoot yesturday n he was rockin em.
May 22 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply


1. Katy Perry doesn't believe in your "World Goth Day" (but I think she's thinking of vampires):

DAY?! A true goth only comes out at night! #WORLDGOTHNIGHT @jrglennon: @KatyPerry its WORLD GOTH DAY!
May 22 via UberSocial for BlackBerry Favorite Retweet Reply

DAY?! A true goth only comes out at night! #WORLDGOTHNIGHT @jrglennon: @KatyPerry its WORLD GOTH DAY!
May 22 via UberSocial for BlackBerry Favorite Retweet Reply