5. Slim Thug kicks off his day on Twitter with an inspiring message (GM stands for "Good morning"): 

GM world it's Friday cheer up dnt be a bitch today
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GM world it's Friday cheer up dnt be a bitch today
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4. Diplo notices Nicolas Cage, with classic hair, trying to sell him a watch:


3. Heaven may be a place on earth, but I don't think it's this patch of Astroturf:

heaven is a place on earth ❤🐶☀ http://t.co/Y4SsqKGR
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heaven is a place on earth ❤🐶☀ http://t.co/Y4SsqKGR
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2. Transgender rocker Tom Gabel tweets the biggest moment of his life:

Estradiol, Progesterone and Spironolactone. Biggest moment in my adult life. Here's goes nothing. http://t.co/AwlOYLKY
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Estradiol, Progesterone and Spironolactone. Biggest moment in my adult life. Here's goes nothing. http://t.co/AwlOYLKY
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1. T-Pain tweets a picture of his TV remote:

Every button on this thing should just say "porn", cuz that's all I'm bout to use it for http://t.co/wULh0USb
May 11 via Instagram Favorite Retweet Reply

Every button on this thing should just say "porn", cuz that's all I'm bout to use it for http://t.co/wULh0USb
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