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Well, this would be entertaining: According to celebzter.com, "Celebrity Boxing" founder/genius Damon Feldman has offered Drake and Chris Brown $1 million each to duke it out in the ring in an effort to settle that little bar brawl once and for all. Thumbs up for America!

This is never going to happen, but if Mercury goes retrograde or something and these guys totally lose it and somehow agree to the duel, the fight would take place on Saturday, August 25, at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. The pièce de résistance? A portion of the proceeds would go toward—wait for it—a charity for abused women.

What do you guys think about the prospect of a Chris Brown/Drake fisticuffs situation? Who would come out on top? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.