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Top 5 Tweets: RHCP's Flea Will Rub A Microphone On His Junk

The music world's five best tweets of the day

by David Shapiro / June 29, 2012

5. Dillon Francis makes sense of 16 and Pregnant:

@DILLONFRANCIS
Dillon Francis This girl on 16 and pregnant says "you are a deadbeat dad, you are nothing!" and it's like yeah he's 16 what'd you expect?!?!
Jun 29 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

4. Akon keeps the hottest wipes on the street:

@Akon
AKON Thanks to the Auto Firm, I keep the hottest wipes on the street! Big shout to my brother Alex Vega! King of http://t.co/60iyhi9w
Jun 29 via Instagram Favorite Retweet Reply

3. Does Ludacris fill his gas tank with cognac?

@Ludacris
Ludacris Dont try at home! RT @Ramibrah: Now I know how @Ludacris is fast & furious.its all bout that @ConjureCognac in the tank http://t.co/V9RDCxXQ
Jun 29 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

2. Flea of Red Hot Chili Peppers conspires to rub his balls on the mic at a show:

@flea333
Flea tomorrow at the stadefrance during my yearning for musical ecstasy i am going to hear how it sounds to rub the microphone against my balls
Jun 29 via web Favorite Retweet Reply