5. Mistah Fab is often affectionate towards his daughter but not today:

Well these were my early morning thoughts ima lay back down before my daughter wakes up fussy an bossy like she does every morning
Jun 20 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Well these were my early morning thoughts ima lay back down before my daughter wakes up fussy an bossy like she does every morning
Jun 20 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


4. This fake Counting Crows Twitter account is great:


3. Spike Lee turns the lyrics from "Paris" by Kanye West and Jay-Z into a thank you to Mike Tyson because he's directing Tyson's one-man show on Broadway:

Psycho/I'm Liable To Go Michael/Take Your Pick/Jackson,Tyson,Jordan/Game Six/I'm Blessed Having The Honor To Work With MJ,Iron Mike, Money
Jun 20 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply

Psycho/I'm Liable To Go Michael/Take Your Pick/Jackson,Tyson,Jordan/Game Six/I'm Blessed Having The Honor To Work With MJ,Iron Mike, Money
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2. A$AP Yams, a member of A$AP Rocky's A$AP Mob, on what he did this morning:

JUST ATE CEASER SALAD AND HAD UNPROTECTED SEX IM READY FOR THE DAY MA
Jun 20 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

JUST ATE CEASER SALAD AND HAD UNPROTECTED SEX IM READY FOR THE DAY MA
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1. Soulja Boy accidentally washed his pants with $3,000 in the pockets:


Here's the proof: