5. Mistah Fab is often affectionate towards his daughter but not today:
4. This fake Counting Crows Twitter account is great:
3. Spike Lee turns the lyrics from "Paris" by Kanye West and Jay-Z into a thank you to Mike Tyson because he's directing Tyson's one-man show on Broadway:
2. A$AP Yams, a member of A$AP Rocky's A$AP Mob, on what he did this morning:
1. Soulja Boy accidentally washed his pants with $3,000 in the pockets:

Here's the proof:
