FUSE TV - Watch Waka Flocka Flame's Fireworks Safety Video

We can't stop you from lighting up a few M-80s and blowing up your nearest porta-potties on July 4, but we can at least try to keep you safe to fulfill our "one service journalism article per year" quota.

In the interest of public safety, Jimmy Kimmel enlisted noted fireworks expert Waka Flocka Flame to walk you through the basics of handling the best part about Fourth of July. Dude likes Roman candles, is all we're saying. Check it out above.