5. Lil B needs your cats or dogs to stay away from wild mushrooms:
4. Bun B denies stripping naked and breaking into a mall for a pair of Jordans:
3. Famed New York rap radio DJ loves getting his corns filed down:
2. Miley Cyrus is really, really cranky about other people being cranky:
1. Kris Humphries signed a $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets and took the opportunity to rub Kanye West's line in his face:


















