5. Lil B needs your cats or dogs to stay away from wild mushrooms:

MAKE SURE YOUR CATS OR DOGS DONT EAT ANY WILD MUSHROOMS OUTSIDE IN THE FOREST OR AROUND YOUR HOME, THEY COULD BE HARMFUL AND DEADLY - Lil B
Jul 17 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

MAKE SURE YOUR CATS OR DOGS DONT EAT ANY WILD MUSHROOMS OUTSIDE IN THE FOREST OR AROUND YOUR HOME, THEY COULD BE HARMFUL AND DEADLY - Lil B
Jul 17 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


4. Bun B denies stripping naked and breaking into a mall for a pair of Jordans:

Wasn't me this time. RT @HipHopWired: Texas Man Strips Naked, Breaks Into Mall For Pair Of Air Jordans. http://t.co/NBHA0sza
Jul 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Wasn't me this time. RT @HipHopWired: Texas Man Strips Naked, Breaks Into Mall For Pair Of Air Jordans. http://t.co/NBHA0sza
Jul 17 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply


3. Famed New York rap radio DJ loves getting his corns filed down:

When i'm getting a pedicure and they file down the corn on my baby toe Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jul 17 via Tweetlogix Favorite Retweet Reply

When i'm getting a pedicure and they file down the corn on my baby toe Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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2. Miley Cyrus is really, really cranky about other people being cranky:

im a morning person. whyyy is everyone so cranky?! Geez you get to live ANOTHER glorious day! What's there to be so crabby about?!?!
Jul 17 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

im a morning person. whyyy is everyone so cranky?! Geez you get to live ANOTHER glorious day! What's there to be so crabby about?!?!
Jul 17 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


1. Kris Humphries signed a $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets and took the opportunity to rub Kanye West's line in his face:

I'm up at Brooklyn! @S_C_ "lucky I didn't have Jay drop me from the team" lol!
Jul 17 via UberSocial for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

I'm up at Brooklyn! @S_C_ "lucky I didn't have Jay drop me from the team" lol!
Jul 17 via UberSocial for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply