LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 15:  Chad Kroeger of Nickelback performs at Staples Center on June 15, 2012 in Los Angeles, California
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Bottoms Up:A 22-year-old Nickelback fan was hospitalized Saturday after trying to sneak into the band’s gig at the Performing Arts Centre in New York. The man was reportedly drunk when he fell into the Geyser Brook George. He left the hospital with only minor cuts, so by all means, joke away. [NME]

Comedy Shows Now Also Dangerous PlacesTenacious D were midway through a set in Las Vegas this weekend when they were forced to stop their show due to a stabbing in the audience. Few details have emerged about the incident or the victim. [Spinner]

Ministry Frontman Al Jourgensen Hospitalized:The singer is doing well after collapsing on stage in Paris this weekend due to "extreme dehydration and heat exhaustion."[Rolling Stone]

No Haterade From Christina Aguilera: The pop icon praised her fellow singing competition show judges Mariah Carey and Britney Spears: "It's actually cool that all these strong women are joining the club." [Idolator]

Attention, Glamberts!Adam Lambert tweeted, "Announcing next single soon!!!! Get ready!" "Soon" meaning "a week or so." [Twitter]

J. Cole + The Throne + Beyonce = AwesomeJ. Cole samples The Throne's "Lift Off" on new track, "The Cure." [Rap Fix]

Big K.R.I.T. teams up with Ludacris in "What U Mean" video: Consider it your morning dose of women and cars. [Rap-Up]