David Cairns

At a press conference today to announce their Quadrophenia tour (where they'll play their whole opus on a 37-date trek), the Who's Pete Townshend made what we assume was a joke about a certain member of the Rolling Stones. According to Rolling Stone, Townshend said, "What I remember of the size of Mick Jagger's penis–I remember it as being huge and extremely tasty."

Regarding his longtime bandmate Roger Daltrey, Townshend said, "I don't remember anything about Roger's... And wouldn't dare to mention it. Let's hope that makes the Internet!"

Congrats, Townshend. You made the heck out of the Internet.