5. Everyone on Ukrainian money has sweet facial hair:


4. Slim Thug threatens to pay his assistant the same way he pays his trainer:

Ima pay her with what i pay u wit RT @Candyland3: Are you paying her in gum? RT @slimthugga: I need a sexxxy assistant
Jul 24 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

Ima pay her with what i pay u wit RT @Candyland3: Are you paying her in gum? RT @slimthugga: I need a sexxxy assistant
Jul 24 via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply


3. Azealia Banks and Miley Cyrus are going to hang out and dress like wizards and mermaids:

AZEALIABANKS ♥ AZEALIA BANKS ♥
in reply to @AZEALIABANKS

@AZEALIABANKS #BAD well be wizardssss and mermaidssss together. this magical world gets lonely. 💚💚💚💚
Jul 24 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

AZEALIABANKS ♥ AZEALIA BANKS ♥
in reply to @AZEALIABANKS

@AZEALIABANKS #BAD well be wizardssss and mermaidssss together. this magical world gets lonely. 💚💚💚💚
Jul 24 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


2. What is going on with this beer? Is it tequila beer? What is that?


1. Kreayshawn has devised an amazing marketing plan for her video: telling people there's a nip-slip but not when it is:

Can you spot when I have a nip-slip in the video? Goin too hard.. http://t.co/SJ8afCPN #GOHARD
Jul 24 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Can you spot when I have a nip-slip in the video? Goin too hard.. http://t.co/SJ8afCPN #GOHARD
Jul 24 via web Favorite Retweet Reply