5. This is what I do when my car breaks down too:

Car broke down on the way to my meeting.. Had to use my other means of transportation. #NeverStop #LetsGo http://t.co/SEAyVwJy
Jul 19 via Instagram Favorite Retweet Reply

Car broke down on the way to my meeting.. Had to use my other means of transportation. #NeverStop #LetsGo http://t.co/SEAyVwJy
Jul 19 via Instagram Favorite Retweet Reply


4. Cousins fight about whether one of their mothers liking 2 Chainz's verse on "Mercy" makes her a rat or not, 2 Chainz laughs:

RT @BonnieBee__: My auntie is not a rat! >.< RT @CashBeChillin: My Mama Luhh @2chainz part on "Mercy" She a rat!<Ha
Jul 19 via UberSocial for BlackBerry Favorite Retweet Reply

RT @BonnieBee__: My auntie is not a rat! >.< RT @CashBeChillin: My Mama Luhh @2chainz part on "Mercy" She a rat!<Ha
Jul 19 via UberSocial for BlackBerry Favorite Retweet Reply


3. The guy with 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos is getting another and wants to show it to Miley:

@MileyCyrus This is gona be my 16th TATTOO of u next week!!!!!!! http://t.co/FggAW2fs
Jul 19 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

@MileyCyrus This is gona be my 16th TATTOO of u next week!!!!!!! http://t.co/FggAW2fs
Jul 19 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


2. Jewel confirms that she's a cupcake slut:

Affirmative. I am a TOTTAL cupcake slut. I slut it up big time with cupcakes. Yes. "@DamianGanz: I thought you were mad about cupcakes?"
Jul 19 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply

Affirmative. I am a TOTTAL cupcake slut. I slut it up big time with cupcakes. Yes. "@DamianGanz: I thought you were mad about cupcakes?"
Jul 19 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply


1. Tyler, the Creator can't stop dookieing on himself: