Looking for a high end gift to show the cat in your life you truly love him or her? Then look no further than these svelte headphones for cats, which come to you courtesy of Sol Republic and deadmau5's Internet-famous cat Professor Meowingtons pHD.
Reasonably priced at $1,000 (what, you wouldn't spend a grand on your cat? You monster!) these felinephones are an exclusive must-have because there are only 10 pairs in existence! That means for $10,000, you can control the world's supply of cat cans.
Still not convinced? Then watch the infomercial above to see what felinephonics are all about, from "deep bass and high clarity" to "dog isolating technology." These "headphones designed for cats by cats" (FCBC) are a hit with the furry set. Well, except for the cat intent on escaping the infomercial at the 1:05 mark. Those headphones must've been playing Dr. Dog, the musical nemesis of Professor Meowingtons pHD.
In all seriousness, all the proceeds from these go to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, so it's not solely an absurd joke/waste of money. I mean, it is, just not as much as it seems at first.