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In today's unsurprising news, man of many ladies John Mayer has already dumped Katy Perry, according to Radar. The two had only been dating a few weeks, but we had so much hope for them! And now, according to probably very reliable sources, they aren't even acknowledging each other.

Here's what a source told Radar about a dinner party that both Perry and Mayer attended on Tuesday: "It was so weird! Katy stayed in one room the whole night and John stayed in the other and when they passed each other they both just kept their head’s down. It was like they had this incredible animosity for each other and everyone else at the party could feel it. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife. It was all incredibly high school!"

So much drama! But some gossip-ruining sources told People that the relationship was never very serious. "They were honestly having fun," said the source to People. "People made it out to be far more than it was."

Sure thing, source. Anyway, the important question now is: who will John Mayer dump next?