5. Rick Ross, you are a cruel taskmaster.
4. Katy Perry is now renaming DJs after items at Taco Bell. Fitting for a woman who once hilariously blamed a so-called baby bump on too much TB.
3. Two bits of news to get excited about! Or ignore. It's entirely up to you.
2. Yeasayer is not happy with one of their new album's reviews…
1. Speaking of indie music, indie rapper Heems from Das Racist seems to think indie rock is kinda over.