5. Gloria Estefan should let Fluffy Binky take over typing for a minute. 

I think I’m getting carpal tweetal syndrome!
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I think I’m getting carpal tweetal syndrome!
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4. From personal experience, I can say 35.5.

How many wet wipes are the equivalent of a real shower? #justcurious #backstage #improvising
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How many wet wipes are the equivalent of a real shower? #justcurious #backstage #improvising
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3. Flea is tweaking out over the Lakers netting Dwight Howard.

Dr jerry buss thanks you being the greatest owner in professional basketball history. Lifting up the city. My man.
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Dr jerry buss thanks you being the greatest owner in professional basketball history. Lifting up the city. My man.
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2. T-Pain wants to play a children's game with you. Don't ask why, just go along with it.

Let's play Hanging With Friends. My username is 'TPain850'. http://t.co/XV9W5txR' #GamesWithFriends
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Let's play Hanging With Friends. My username is 'TPain850'. http://t.co/XV9W5txR' #GamesWithFriends
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1. Just because she fronts Garbage doesn't mean you can treat her like it.

Quote from 24yr old boy last night. "Shirley you are old but you're still really sexy". Proceeded then to try to touch my breasts.
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Quote from 24yr old boy last night. "Shirley you are old but you're still really sexy". Proceeded then to try to touch my breasts.
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