5. So when you checc Wiz Khalifa on Chelsea Lately tonight, you don't have to wonder, "Iz he stoned?"
4. I couldn't agree more! (I think)
3. Gaga looking like a drag queen? Nah, I don't buy it.
2. Yeasayer capitulate to a detractor's demands.
1. As Fergie tweets today, DREAD DOG RULES.