5. So when you checc Wiz Khalifa on Chelsea Lately tonight, you don't have to wonder, "Iz he stoned?"

Checc Me Out On Chelsea Lately Tonite!!! Stoned Az Usual
Aug 09 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Checc Me Out On Chelsea Lately Tonite!!! Stoned Az Usual
Aug 09 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


4. I couldn't agree more! (I think)

FACT: People who don't accuse other people of not being non-partiers aren't non-partiers.
Aug 09 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

FACT: People who don't accuse other people of not being non-partiers aren't non-partiers.
Aug 09 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


3. Gaga looking like a drag queen? Nah, I don't buy it. 

Who else sees me channeling @RuPaul on the COVER of VOGUE. If only I was as fierce as you bitch. I did try to come for you with that weave.
Aug 09 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Who else sees me channeling @RuPaul on the COVER of VOGUE. If only I was as fierce as you bitch. I did try to come for you with that weave.
Aug 09 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


2. Yeasayer capitulate to a detractor's demands.

@jonahvaron: Yeasayer needs to learn to set boundaries” Boundaries: never eat undercooked pork. Never do anal on the first date.
Aug 09 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

@jonahvaron: Yeasayer needs to learn to set boundaries” Boundaries: never eat undercooked pork. Never do anal on the first date.
Aug 09 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


1. As Fergie tweets today, DREAD DOG RULES.