5. This will make sense when you read today's top tweet. 

I wrote the poem Perfect Breakfast about this peach yogurt I just put in my raisin bran.
Aug 07 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

I wrote the poem Perfect Breakfast about this peach yogurt I just put in my raisin bran.
Aug 07 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


4. I'm not even sure I want to know what this means:

Why I got da fatest dumpy in da west?
Aug 07 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Why I got da fatest dumpy in da west?
Aug 07 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


3. George Michael has never been good at keeping secrets...

Hey everyone, how are you. Spending most of the next week rehearsing like crazy for the Olympic closing ceremony.....
Aug 07 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Hey everyone, how are you. Spending most of the next week rehearsing like crazy for the Olympic closing ceremony.....
Aug 07 via web Favorite Retweet Reply


2. Country singer/Voice coach asks a question that comes with an implied answer:

What's the odds on whether or not I'll be drunk on Chelsea Lately tonight?
Aug 07 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

What's the odds on whether or not I'll be drunk on Chelsea Lately tonight?
Aug 07 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


1. After furious speculation, Kanye confirms that his song "Perfect Bitch" is about Kim Kardashian. The best response to today's top tweet comes from @JonNeighbors: "@kanyewest rapping about "Kim" and "bitch" Ok Slim Shady…."

I wrote the song Perfect Bitch about Kim
Aug 07 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

I wrote the song Perfect Bitch about Kim
Aug 07 via web Favorite Retweet Reply