5. Breaking news from Carly Rae Jepsen:
4. Yeasayer reference this hilarious Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! sketch starring Paul Rudd.
3. Jay from The Wanted channels Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey:
2. Can someone as famous as Lil Wayne be accused of name-dropping?
1. T-Pain has great advice for doing a drive-by shooting—use a Hello Kitty car! "Cuz when a witness tries to describe the suspect's vehicle, nobody would believe them," he reasons.
We kind of feel the cast of "The Hustle" waiting for it to premiere tonight. Let's go!