5. Breaking news from Carly Rae Jepsen:

Picking a lipstick shade is never easy..... <3 http://t.co/CtywuVNK
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Picking a lipstick shade is never easy..... <3 http://t.co/CtywuVNK
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4. Yeasayer reference this hilarious Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! sketch starring Paul Rudd. 

Computer, load up Celery Man please.
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Computer, load up Celery Man please.
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I started out with nothing, and still have nearly all of it. :)
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I started out with nothing, and still have nearly all of it. :)
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2. Can someone as famous as Lil Wayne be accused of name-dropping?

High praises to my good friend Michael Phelps for becoming the greatest Olympian of all time.USA!!
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High praises to my good friend Michael Phelps for becoming the greatest Olympian of all time.USA!!
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1. T-Pain has great advice for doing a drive-by shooting—use a Hello Kitty car! "Cuz when a witness tries to describe the suspect's vehicle, nobody would believe them," he reasons. 

If I wanted to do a drive by shooting, I would definitely do it in this car. Cuz when a witness tries to des http://t.co/chCdLJqd
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If I wanted to do a drive by shooting, I would definitely do it in this car. Cuz when a witness tries to des http://t.co/chCdLJqd
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