5. The Tweet Homer Simpson has been waiting years for:

PARTY TIP: Wear pants less.
Aug 27 via Mobile Web Favorite Retweet Reply

PARTY TIP: Wear pants less.
Aug 27 via Mobile Web Favorite Retweet Reply


4. Snoop Dogg's very Snoop-esque tribute to the deceased Neil Armstrong:

RIP to my Unk Neil Armstrong! Stay High
Aug 25 via Twitter for Mac Favorite Retweet Reply

RIP to my Unk Neil Armstrong! Stay High
Aug 25 via Twitter for Mac Favorite Retweet Reply


3. Foster the People havin' a laff:

I can't believe Neil Armstrong is getting his 7 Tour de France titles stripped.
Aug 25 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

I can't believe Neil Armstrong is getting his 7 Tour de France titles stripped.
Aug 25 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


2. And then getting serious for a moment (mostly because no one on Twitter got that they were joking). 

All kidding aside, Neil Armstrong was a courageous man and experienced something that very few will ever experience #RIPlocalhero
Aug 25 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

All kidding aside, Neil Armstrong was a courageous man and experienced something that very few will ever experience #RIPlocalhero
Aug 25 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


1. Let's hope the Followills' Pentecostal preacher father doesn't have Twitter. Side question: Do HJs count for mile-high club membership?

I just flew in from Nashville. Man are my arms tired. I jacked off these two flight attendants the entire flight.
Aug 26 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

I just flew in from Nashville. Man are my arms tired. I jacked off these two flight attendants the entire flight.
Aug 26 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply