5. The Tweet Homer Simpson has been waiting years for:
4. Snoop Dogg's very Snoop-esque tribute to the deceased Neil Armstrong:
3. Foster the People havin' a laff:
2. And then getting serious for a moment (mostly because no one on Twitter got that they were joking).
1. Let's hope the Followills' Pentecostal preacher father doesn't have Twitter. Side question: Do HJs count for mile-high club membership?