5. Not fair! Blake Shelton is getting outside help with his Voice vendetta against Adam Levine.
4. Snoop Dogg is celebrating Jamaican Independence Day with a 13-track Spotify playlist featuring the reggae stylings of Snoop Lion.
3. Easily the best fashion advice you'll get all day.
2. Michael Jackson's daughter cares not for Shakespeare nor Twilight: Her romantic ideal is shaped by Harry Potter's Severus Snape.
1. After tweeting "We did it humanity," will.i.am altered his name to play off of the first photograph transmitted back to earth from the just-landed Mars rover: A shot of its wheel.