5. Okay, who gave Soulja Boy a copy of Siddhartha?
4. Um, Vladimir Putin?
3. The Love Cauliflower Revolution will not be televised (though it will be tweeted).
2. Mac Miller revisits his own poignant tweet about Frank Ocean's VMA performance to turn it into a dick joke.
1. Although I'm not sure I know precisely what Lamar is talking
about, I'm definitely convinced.