LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - SEPTEMBER 09: Lady Gaga sighting at The Arts Club sighting on September 9, 2012 in London, England.
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Despite recently parading around London wearing what looked to be a wedding gown, Lady Gaga has no plans to get hitched any time soon, according to her grandmother, Angeline Germanotta. Grandma Gaga told Celebuzz that despite Lady Gaga and actor boyfriend Taylor Kinney making a "nice looking couple," Mother Monster still has some single life left to live: "There’s no wedding plans. I’m sure I’d be one of the first ones to hear.” She suspected that Gaga's wedding dress stunt was due to her granddaughter "just fooling around." I wonder what she thought about that whole silly meat dress thing.

More Gaga news! Little Monsters have new music details to obsess over: Lady Gaga registered three new song titles on the BMI website yesterday—"Candy Art," "Cold Hearted B-tch" and "Crwth." Could these songs be featured on Gaga's upcoming album, ARTPOP?! Do they have anything to do with that fiber optic wig she made? Will she ever tweet back at me? Only time will tell.