5. If you're opening a hair salon and still need a name for it, you owe Kings of Leon's Jared Followill big time.

I'm starting a first come, first serve hair salon called "Early Bird Gets The Perm".
Sep 12 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

I'm starting a first come, first serve hair salon called "Early Bird Gets The Perm".
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4. This is either a really beautiful metaphor or complete nonsense. I like it either way.

sit down with every flower and convince it of it's beauty, just to watch it blossom and die.. or be content with a grassy garden.
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sit down with every flower and convince it of it's beauty, just to watch it blossom and die.. or be content with a grassy garden.
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3. Miley must be sick! She forgot to end this tweet with a question mark. She's usually so punctual. 

thinkin bout crawlin in bed with @tishcyrus isn't funny how we all turn into such babies with our mommies when we're sick.
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thinkin bout crawlin in bed with @tishcyrus isn't funny how we all turn into such babies with our mommies when we're sick.
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2. Azealia Banks promises Gaga's new album will get bloody. So in addition to games, movies and magazines, does ARTPOP come with a phlebomoty kit, too?

@ladygaga your new album is going to draw blood. I can't wait!
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@ladygaga your new album is going to draw blood. I can't wait!
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1. Deadmau5 gives the best explanation of Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr in recent memory. One for the dictionary.

I got it worked out: Facebook for 1/2 ass promo stuff, Twitter for real time mind vomit, Tumblr for pics of my ass. Done and done.
Sep 12 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

I got it worked out: Facebook for 1/2 ass promo stuff, Twitter for real time mind vomit, Tumblr for pics of my ass. Done and done.
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