5. If you're opening a hair salon and still need a name for it, you owe Kings of Leon's Jared Followill big time.
4. This is either a really beautiful metaphor or complete nonsense. I like it either way.
3. Miley must be sick! She forgot to end this tweet with a question mark. She's usually so punctual.
1. Deadmau5 gives the best explanation of Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr in recent memory. One for the dictionary.