5. Frank Ocean plugs his new music video, assumes you're unemployed.
 

pyramids. nsfw. but you don't have a job anyway.
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pyramids. nsfw. but you don't have a job anyway.
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4. Does this explain the whole Wayne Coyne beef? I kid, I kid. 

I only tweet during PMS
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I only tweet during PMS
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3. A terrifying glimpse of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. 

I'm currently shooting a holiday special with Alice Cooper, Carly Rae Jepsen and an anthropomorphic orange. #TypicalDay
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I'm currently shooting a holiday special with Alice Cooper, Carly Rae Jepsen and an anthropomorphic orange. #TypicalDay
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2. Andrew W.K., a Top 5 Tweet favorite, is filming at Fuse's studio today. I bloodied my face in solidarity.

We're taping away! Partying with robotic cameras, human screens, and computerized lights! http://t.co/abLlhz1E
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We're taping away! Partying with robotic cameras, human screens, and computerized lights! http://t.co/abLlhz1E
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1. The latest in promotional synergy: Naming your new kitten after a track on your boyfriend's new album! Unfortuantely, Kim Kardashian is under the impression that just because something is made of fur it can be worn as a fashion accessory. Poor little "Mercy" cat. 

Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Twitter