5. Andrew W.K. advises you to party now so you have something to be nostalgic about in the future. Deep thoughts!
4. Speaking of nostalgia, Joe Jonas is jonesing for the Nickelodeon days of yore:
3. Innocent reference or sinister pun, Mr. Mau5?
2. This genius has come up with a perfect new name for Talib Kweli's devotees:
1. Reports of Limp Bizkit's demise were greatly exaggerated: Fred Durst & associates are readying the first video/single they're releasing on Cash Money Records.