CANNES, FRANCE - AUGUST 25: Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson performs during the 50 Cent Party At the Palais Club on August 25, Canne
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50 Cent is a new man these days! Or at least he’s a new man who is tweeting his opinions about masturbation, which are: it's bad, and you should stop. Immediately. 

The artist behind lyrics such as "I'll let you lick the lollipop/Go 'head girl, don't you stop/Keep going 'til you hit the spot," went on a strange moralistic Twitter rant yesterday. After making some references to celibacy, he tweeted:

Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS
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Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS
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Which, okay. But that’s easier said than done, you know? If only he had some practical advice for us…


Oh, good! Let's learn!

Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
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Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
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Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
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Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
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Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
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Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
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Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
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Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
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Guys, I read these last night, and I’ve followed every single step. And I'm happy to report, so far, so good!