Here's a video of DMX trying to work Google. It is, as you might expect, amazing. Short take: DMX has no idea how Google works. Long take: DMX really, really has no idea how Google works. Basically, DMX is just like your dad on a computer, if your dad had one of the more distinct cadences in music and was really hyped up on...something. Probably coffee. Right? Anyway, you should watch the video, multiple times if possible. You won't regret it.

Grantland has a full transcription and analysis but here's my favorite part: "They're funny words. Like, just get a regular word, what the [expletive] is a 'Google'? That's like something you call somebody, like a baby 'goo-goo' — it's weird."

Truer words were never spoken.