5. Miley Cyrus feeds her dog Starbucks in the morning? The rich just get richer! #OccupyMileysDoghouse
3. Paris Jackson copes with life using Disney wisdom. Michael would have been proud.
2. Flea remembers 1972 presidential candidate George McGovern, who died yesterday. Apparently the Red Hot Chili Pepper stumped for McGovern as a third grader. Who knew?