5. Miley Cyrus feeds her dog Starbucks in the morning? The rich just get richer! #OccupyMileysDoghouse
4. Drake pays his respects to Kendrick Lamar, the L.A. rap phenom whose new album good kid, m.A.A.d. city dropped today.
3. Paris Jackson copes with life using Disney wisdom. Michael would have been proud.
2. Flea remembers 1972 presidential candidate George McGovern, who died yesterday. Apparently the Red Hot Chili Pepper stumped for McGovern as a third grader. Who knew?
1. Looks like Wiz is having a boy! And he's already set to be the most stylin' infant on the scene thanks to these Slash jammies!
Oh, Lady Gaga. You're the best.