BEVERLY HILLS, CA - DECEMBER 03: Patrick Stump and Matthew Stephenson attend Stephen Webster Presents "It Started With Eve ..
Stefanie Keenan

Happy news, folks! Patrick Stump—singer-songwriter/guitarist of Fall Out Boy–is a married man! The pop-punk composer married his longtime girfriend Elisa Yao in Chicago on Saturday. So for those of us wondering what he's been up to since announcing his hiatus from music in May (which followed FOB announcing their hiatus), we now know the answer: Gettin' hitched!

Stump wasn't the only rocker tying the knot on Saturday—Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill became the last member of his band to take the plunge over the weekend as well. 

Dear God, aren't there any single rock stars left? What's a horny groupie to do?