5. The positive, feel-good ramblings of a madman: 

NOBODY IS UGLY ON EARTH IF YOU THINK OTHER HUMANS ARE UGLY, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, THANK YOU FOR WAKING UP TODAY I LOVE YOU - Lil B
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NOBODY IS UGLY ON EARTH IF YOU THINK OTHER HUMANS ARE UGLY, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, THANK YOU FOR WAKING UP TODAY I LOVE YOU - Lil B
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4. Stars: They're just like us!

Its gym time this mornin which means approx half an hour procrastination
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Its gym time this mornin which means approx half an hour procrastination
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3. From a band that put a penis on their album cover, this is actually pretty tame.

Saw the sun RISE and no slept. I'm mashing my cup into to this wet dog food I found on the street. It's very sexual
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Saw the sun RISE and no slept. I'm mashing my cup into to this wet dog food I found on the street. It's very sexual
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2. Kings of Leon's Jared Followill wins #DepressingSitcoms

Friends Who've Passed Away #DepressingSitcoms
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Friends Who've Passed Away #DepressingSitcoms
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1. Simon Cowell explains why The X Factor was unexpectedly cut mid-broadcast last night.

It what's known as a total f up.
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It what's known as a total f up.
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