LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 07: Taylor Swift attends the BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards 2012 at Wembley Arena on October 7, 2012 in Lo
Dave J Hogan

Taylor Swift may be a lot of things: singer, songwriter, authentic facial expressionist but one thing she is not is a kidnapper. We repeat: Swift is not a kidnapper, so please call off the Amber Alert .

Even though she bought a house near her BF, Conor Kennedy's place, in the new issue of Rolling Stone the "Heartbreak Kid" addresses the kidnap rumors that she flew out her dude on a private jet against his will because she missed him so much (or was it just a booty call?)

"How did I kidnap him?" the RS cover girl says. "You can't kidnap a grown man! These are serious accusations, now! It's an interesting way to spin something into a story. See, this is why I don't read stuff."

So let's get this straight: an 18-year-old high school senior is a grown man? Perhaps they are legal voters, and "adults" in the eyes of the government, but grown men they are not. Just sayin’, Swift.

She also goes on to talk about love...(what else).

"I love the ending of a movie where two people end up together. Preferably if there's rain and an airport or running or a confession of love," she says. (Don’t we all.)

"The way I look at love is you have to follow it, and fall hard, if you fall hard. You have to forget about what everyone else thinks," she tells RS. "It has to be an us-against-the-world mentality. You have to make it work by prioritizing it, and by falling in love really fast, without thinking too hard. If I think too hard about a relationship I'll talk myself out of it...I have rules for a lot of areas of my life. Love is not going to be one of them."

You tell em', girl!