DO whatever Skrillex says. If he raises his arms, raise your arms. If he yells, yell back. If he says, "Get me coffee," ask, "How do you like it?"
DON'T answer your phone. It's going to sound like AOL trying to find a connection in 1996.
DON'T journal from the grassy knoll in the distance. Come on, dude.
DON'T wear earplugs. Bush-league!
DO get on your tallest friend's shoulders. 'Cause you're really not seeing anything otherwise.
DON'T be alarmed by the extreme pyro. We're sure those six bajillion propane tanks near the front of the stage were totally signed off on.
DON'T get taken away by the emergency golf cart. You're probably going to miss the rest of the show.
DON'T bring a sign, ya jerk! No one behind you can see!
DO crowd surf! #YOLO
DO leave your expensive camera with your friend who's not crowd surfing when you crowd surf.
DON'T stop midway through your quest to get backstage to take a photo of yourself. Instagram can wait.
DO make friends with strangers. A friend of Skrillex's is a friend of yours.
DO bring your own painted mannequin head on a stick. That will help with the making friends part.
DON'T tell the security guards your wristband is a photo pass when it is clearly not a photo pass.
DON'T hold your beer in the air the entire show. I mean, your arm's just going to get tired.
DO clutch you beer close to your chest. There's a very large possibility it will get whacked out of your hand.
DON'T take a nap. (Yes, we really saw this.)
DON'T situate yourself next to the one glow stick dancer on your side of the audience.
DON'T be alarmed when said glow stick dancer offers you a plastic connector so you can fashion your own glow sticks into a necklace. It is a peace offering.
DO master one of the 12 ways to dance at an EDM show.
DON'T have a drug test scheduled any time soon. (And we're just referring to the second-hand smoke.)
DON'T feel bad if you start to have fun.