5. This is a hilarious tweet, regardless of its veracity.
4. Questlove weighs in on the Chris Brown Twitter ugliness.
3. After the U.S. State Department rescinded its plan to send Andrew W.K. to Bahrain as an ambassador of good vibes, Mr. W.K. responded with party-poise.
2. Aimee Mann imagines the post-production shell-shock for Lifetime's much-tweeted, mostly despised Liz & Dick movie starring Lindsay Lohan.
1. Well, one person liked it.
What kind of time warp?! '90s (and early 2000s) rock icons Fred Durst, Scott Weiland and Mark McGrath get photobombed by '70s icon Wayne Newton, aka Mr. Las Vegas. This should be all these guys' Christmas cards.