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10 Funniest KimYe Baby Tweets

Kim Kardashian is giving Kanye West a baby—but she's giving the world an inexhaustible source of punchlines
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Dimitrios Kambouris

Although the Internet has only been aware of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's baby for a few hours, Little Kimye has already become the most-mocked unborn child in history. And it's all thanks to Twitter! Putting New Year's resolutions to "be a nicer person" on the backburner, commentators are cracking every conceivable (get it?) baby joke that involves imma let you finish, "Gold Digger," reality TV and Kim K's butt.

From our beloved Billy Eichner to rocker/Portlandia star Carrie Brownstein to random (and funny-as-hell) gems we've stumbled across, here are the 10 Best Baby Kimye Tweets.

Looks like Kim let Kanye finish. #sorry
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Looks like Kim let Kanye finish. #sorry
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I hope Kim and Kanye dont try to combine their names and end up with Kony.
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I hope Kim and Kanye dont try to combine their names and end up with Kony.
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Maybe Ray J will be the godfather??? http://t.co/ZbHJvYII
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Maybe Ray J will be the godfather??? http://t.co/ZbHJvYII
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What if Tswift finally gets her revenge and comes in like "Yo I'm really happy for you but Beyonce had the best celeb baby of ALL TIME"
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What if Tswift finally gets her revenge and comes in like "Yo I'm really happy for you but Beyonce had the best celeb baby of ALL TIME"
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I wonder what Kim and Kanye's baby name will be? Probably something ratchet... like Gucci Dash Swerve West. #kimye
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I wonder what Kim and Kanye's baby name will be? Probably something ratchet... like Gucci Dash Swerve West. #kimye
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BREAKING NEWS: The #kimye fetus will now be starring in its own reality show from inside the uterus set to air in early February
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BREAKING NEWS: The #kimye fetus will now be starring in its own reality show from inside the uterus set to air in early February
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"You're giving birth. That's good. Fantastic." #Kimye
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"You're giving birth. That's good. Fantastic." #Kimye
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Which will be larger: the baby's butt or its ego? #kimye
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Which will be larger: the baby's butt or its ego? #kimye
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BREAKING: Baby KimYe is actually just @azizansari
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BREAKING: Baby KimYe is actually just @azizansari
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Fingers crossed it's Chad or Linda. RT @campsucks: Can we start guessing now what this baby will be called, please?!
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Fingers crossed it's Chad or Linda. RT @campsucks: Can we start guessing now what this baby will be called, please?!
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