If Honey Boo Boo—the adorably outspoken beauty pageant competitor on TLC—is a Maroon 5 fan, it's going to be a dark day for the 7-year-old reality star. Adam Levine very publicly—and with enough f-bombs to make Rahm Emanuel blush—slammed Honey Boo Boo and her family in the latest issue of GQ.
"Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the decay of Western civilization," Levine told the magazine. "So many people witness atrocities and can't take their eyes away from them, but that doesn't mean they're good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That's. Ever. Happened."
Wait, what exactly are you trying to say here, Adam? Could you clarify? Oh, you weren't finished! Great, because I'm not sure I'm catching your drift.
"It's complete f--king ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. F--k those people," Levine said. "You can put that in the magazine: F--k those idiots. They're just the worst."
Ah, I think I get it now. So you're using your public platform to lash out at a 7-year-old girl. Cool. I mean, someone had to take on the Great Satan that is a little girl with a passion for "pageant gay pigs."
But the question remains: Which rock star has the cojones to take on Dora the Explorer?