A Very Etsy Christmas: The Best (and Not So Best) Handmade Gifts for Music Fans

Just in case you haven't noticed, pop music fans are a zealous bunch. They cover themselves in face paint for concerts, throw their bras on stage and some even go as far as tattooing their favorite artist's name on their bodies. So when you're buying the pop music fan in your life a Christmas present, a measly Justin Bieber calendar isn't going to cut it—try a Justin Bieber wall decal. Instant favorite relative status.

We scoured the database at online craft marketplace Etsy for some serious NEXT LEVEL fan gifts, and we found things we would never have predicted even existed. For example, a Katy Perry toilet seat. True story!

Take a look at our favorite fan holiday gifts we found on Etsy—we use the word "favorite" loosely—and get to ordering, y'all. Twenty days and counting until the big day...

^{Justin Bieber wall art decal, $25.99}

Not only does this One Direction iPhone case let everyone know what team you're on (1D or The Wanted), but it could probably also be used as a weapon in case of an emergency.

^{One Direction iPhone 4 case, $24}

Too scared and/or smart to take the plunge and get Rihanna's Isis tattoo on your own stomach? No prob, Etsy user MayaShae painted it onto a 16x20 canvas for your convenience. 

^{Rihanna Isis tattoo painting, $50}

Sure, 2012 might be the year that we went to Mars, but it's also the year that Nicki Minaj tore Mariah Carey a new one on American Idol. The two judges got into a bit of a scuffle on the set of the show, and thanks to this inspired watercolor painting, you can remember it forever.

^{Mariah Carey vs. Nicki Minaj 6x9 watercolor, $15}

Warning: Only extreme Beyonce fans need apply. If you're considering this $700 coffee table covered in photos of the "Love On Top" singer, I'd love to be in your financial situation. 

^{Beyonce coffee table, $700}

You guys can draw your own conclusions about this Katy Perry toilet seat...

^{Katy Perry toilet seat, $24.99}

Because your dog has been acting just a bit too happy lately, sedate him with this blue tuxedo a la Psy's now infamous "Gangnam Style" ensemble. HEY SEXY LADIES. 

^{"Gangnam Style" dog tuxedo, $45}

Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no makeup on. That's when Drake thinks you're the prettiest, so take him up on that offer. Everyone loves slippers... especially when Drake's face is on them?

^{Drake slippers, $24.79}

It would be totally normal if I gave these Russian-style nesting dolls (with Justin Timberlake's face painted on them) a prime spot on my mantel, right? Guests wouldn't think that was cause for alarm, right? RIGHT!?!?!?!?

^{Justin Timberlake nesting dolls, $42.99}

Everyone knows the best part of Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" is when she's all "like... ever" at the end of the first chorus. Shout out to Harry Styles' new girlfriend with an homage to her around your neck.

^{Taylor Swift "Like Ever" necklace, $15}

This Neon Trees purse was inspired by the animated version of the band's "Everybody Talks" video. The $60 price was inspired by capitalism.

^{Neon Trees purse, $60}

Raise your hand if you'd have a problem with anyone rocking this shirt of a naked Adam Levine in public. [Crickets]

^{Adam Levine tank top, $14.88}

Well, if this isn't just the cutest interpretation of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know" video ever!

^{"Some Bunny That I Used To Know" 5x5 print, $14}

For the fashion-challenged on your shopping list. We're pretty sure there's no way you can look lame if you're carrying a Kanye West tote bag. 

^{Kanye West tote bag, $15.99}