Ebet Roberts

It is a miracle of modern science and health that all four original members of Motley Crue, arguably the most decadent, debaucherous band to ever exist, are still alive, kicking and performing. If you've read The Dirt, the group's epic autobiography, you know this is no small feat. Frank Carlton Serafino Feranna, Jr., who for rock and roll purposes thankfully changed his name to Nikki Sixx, celebrates his birthday today and to commemorate, we've compiled the ultimate Motley Crue playlist below. This makes any day at the office infinitely better.