We're guessing Afroman spends a lot of Christmases alone
Kenny G + naked baby = Creepiest. Christmas. Ever.
Did Lisa Frank have a mental breakdown?
Yes, that's Saint Nick in an electric chair. Thanks, Suge!
Sandy and Danny enjoy Zoloft-spiked hot chocolate
Okay, who abandoned the blind genius in zero-degree weather?
An album cherished by each member of the 'Jersey Shore' cast
Frighteningly adorable. But he deserves props for styling his eyebrows like the Grinch
What are they doing to this poor girl?!
Ringo spent nearly 45 minutes on Windows 95 Paint making this
PETM (People for the Ethical Treatment of Muppets) roundly condemned Bette Midler's Muppet-fur hat
The Christmas gift no one wanted
Was this really the best pic from the entire photo shoot? Irreformably Eighties
A travesty! Everyone knows R2-D2 is Jewish
Nothing says "Christmas" like a dead corporate mascot at your fireplace