Mariah: It’s a quote from Mean Girls. If you knew Mean Girls, you’d know it.
Nicki: I know Mean Girls.
Mariah: Then who said, "I wanna lose three pounds." Which character, what’s her name?
Nicki: You know something....
Mariah: What? I just want to know.
Wildly Unqualified Singer: People want a character.
Mariah: You mean like a superhero?
"If she called me something that begins with a 'B' and ends in an 'itch', I rebuke it."
- Mariah speaking to everyone and no one in particular after Nicki called her a "bitch" between clenched teeth
"Have you ever considered being a DJ? You can still deal with music but you don’t necessarily have to be a singer."
- Mariah's version of letting someone down easy
"Who said I had fun? I had a little fun."
- Mariah's assessment of her first day on the job after Randy Jackson rhetorically asked, "Well, that was fun, wasn't it?"