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Worst baby shower gift of all time.
Because kids just love that meat dress.

Real question: Where did Michelle Williams place?

They're a little late to impress Warhol.

Weirder than when Woody Allen directed Madonna.
Making it "Born to Have the Runs."
BREAKING: 600,000 white men seek new cause.

But isn't ambient music already Ambien music?

But seriously, they found Kennedy's real killer.

Best thing that's ever happened to them.
Do you belieb in career after flub?

It's the GIF that keeps on giving.

Nelly, what Pandora's box have you opened?!

Duh, Usher was on Sgt. Pepper's cover.

Mike = "Mr. Manager" of Banana Stand bangers.
Britney: The proud new spokeswoman for Xanax.

Non-Timberlake members of *NSYNC are jealous.

I believe "ignorance is bliss" applies here.

Still gunning for Noam Chomsky duet, though.

She found bargains in a hopeless place.

April Fools! He's actually performing July 9.

He was rapping about consensually drugged drinks?

They went to Chicago's Englewood schools too?

Dude should Vincent van GOgh get help.

A crossover that panders to today's youth.
Because sometimes dated music truly is immortal.
The Internet exists for things like this.
Even for Bowie, life isn't always fair.

Just wait 'til she meets Riff Raff!

Somehow, this incredible track actually got better.
It's exactly as bad as #youFeared.
Mice always bite hands that feed them.

SXSW finally returns to its obscure roots.

It's not easy being covered in green.
Goodbye Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful and Doc.

good kid, m.A.A.d city, great choice, MTV.

Which means she's already interviewing child therapists.

Hey, not only rappers worry about flow.

SAAAADDD. Hugo Chavez would have loved this!

They should’ve tested it on canaries first.
Time flies! Wasn't he just 18 yesterday?!
Give us your 7 word take on JB's birthday in the comments below!

Somehow, even tackier than you would expect.

Question for either: One lump or two?

Singer also unhappy Kimmel once squashed bug.

Killer shark theme becomes killer snark meme.

After Googling him, she'll respond in kind.
Oh no! He'll become a laughing stock.

That means you should probably Google her.

Interviews to be conducted behind black veils.
Wait, hasn't Gloria Steinem done this before?

Prognosis: "Baby, I was torn this way."

The Weeknd drowns sorrows in fantasy Boobyland.

They call this "Rolling In the Creep."
What do you think about Adele and Chris Brown snappin' pics together? Give us your 7-word take on it below!

Paul McCartney may be eligible next year.
Give us your 7-word take on fun.'s better-late-than-never "Best New Artist" win in the comments below!

Beliebers bear blizzard's brunt by being bonkers.
The 20/20 Experience puts on beer goggles.

"There's No Place Like a $80,000,000 Home."

This dude should spend more time alone.
Guyliner stock shares rocketed 40 points today.
What do you think about Fall Out Boy's return to rock? Give us your 7 Word Review below!

The movie is called Dog Day Afro-noon.

Funny, but Dylan still parodies Dylan best.
Replace "if it's" with "Goddamn, this is."
Or is RiRi and CB's relationship "Nobody's Business"? Gives us your seven-word take on it below!

Because regular Believe was just too loud.

Chris Brown and handcuffs to collaborate soon.
What do you think about the alleged Ocean/Brown spat? Give us your own 7-word take below!

1992's favorite bands come to Coachella 2013.
Got your own 7 word take on the Coachella lineup? Give it to us in the comments below!

His body hasn't yet joined his career.

R. Kelly's piss finally hits No. 1!
FAIL to the Chief, amirite? (Actually, IDGAF.)

There Will Be Coked-Out Mental Breakdowns

Feud obscures Idol's mission: Mocking sh-tty singers.

20-something maybe drunk at party. Scandal!
Love BSB, but Gos dodged a bullet.

Disappointingly safe—it's cute but not hot.
Sexy plushie rampage conceals world’s laziest lyrics.
Yes/Pinch me/It's about f**king time.
Shirtless frolicking boys cause fatal ovary explosion.
Celebrity romance ends ahead of expiration date.

Lena Dunham's Girls Just Wanna Have fun.
Hmmmm. That's all I'm saying about this.

Always wearing the same hoodie isn't fashionable?

He must really like cookies n' cupcakes!

Providing a safe alternative to jam bands.




